Memorable Quotes from The Fall Classic

RH - “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?” Unnamed member of his foursome - “eventually”

“I worked all day ‘til about 11.” – DC when asked why he had a tie on when arriving Thursday night.

“I’ve got three partners and they’re both in the woods.” – Jap

“Who’s that Jackie Gleason looking M---- F----?” - MR while viewing himself on tape.

“Jackie Gleason wasn’t that fat.” - DC after hearing above statement.

“All I could find was a scorecard with the Blue and Green nines. I don’t know what we’re going to do when we get to the Gold nine.” - PP not realizing that all three nines were on the same scorecard (after playing about 10 rounds at Rayburn).

“I’ve seen a lot of them, but never a dumb one.” Unidentified lady waiting to hit her shot from the #1 fairway after DC screamed “You dumb dick” to Jap 100 yards down the fairway from the Gold #9 green.

“I foot-wedged the wrong way and now I don’t have a shot.” - Jap destroying the integrity of the game of golf.

RH, while the group ahead is still hitting their second shot - “Can we tee off yet?” TD - “you can”

“There goes 3 golfers and 12 asses.” – PC watching Rolo, Dean, and Big Ray walk of the 1st tee box.

“You play golf like a dog, you’re fat as a pig, you’re ugly as shit, and you don’t have anything going for you.” - Big Ray giving himself a verbal tongue lashing in the mirror on a Friday night.

Big Ray assessing the chances of his scramble team for the next morning, “We should do pretty well, we have a long driver, a good iron player, a good putter, and nobody drives a cart better than I do.”

“"Why don't we play green/green." - DL

“I was in the woods so much today, I thought I saw Friar Tuck”. - DBn

“While you’re in there, see if you can pick some blackberries, Radosti might do a cobbler.” - PC

"If it's lost, I'm leaving it there." - RH

“I can’t find your ball, but I think I found Jimmy Hoffa.” - JP

“I drank so much today, I would be better off if they dug up Mickey Mantle and gave me his liver.”  - DBn

“The only thing I’ve hit good all weekend is that German Shepard on the way here.” – RH

“That’s a gripper.” – DC

“That ball is closer than Dick’s headband.” – JP

“I wonder what the poor folks are doing." - SM (as he cuts into his filet mignon)

“The difference between pick and purple… grip pressure.” – Anon.

“Watoba" – DC (translation "That's what I'm talking about")

The Jap as he held up a key to his house: "I don't know why I brought this....all the locks will be changed when I get home."

“I'm just happy to here." - DC (ever year for the past 15 years)

“I ain't ever coming back." - RH (ever year for the past 15 years)