Memorable Quotes from The Fall Classic
RH - “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?” Unnamed member of his foursome - “eventually”
“I worked all day ‘til about 11.” – DC when asked why he had a tie on when arriving Thursday night.
“I’ve got three partners and they’re both in the woods.” – Jap
“Who’s that Jackie Gleason looking M---- F----?” - MR while viewing himself on tape.
“Jackie Gleason wasn’t that fat.” - DC after hearing above statement.
“All I could find was a
scorecard with the Blue and Green nines. I don’t know what we’re going to do
when we get to the Gold nine.” - PP not realizing that all
three nines were on the same scorecard (after playing about 10 rounds at
Rayburn).
“I’ve seen a lot of them, but
never a dumb one.” Unidentified lady waiting to hit her shot from the #1
fairway after DC screamed “You dumb dick” to Jap 100 yards down the fairway
from the Gold #9 green.
“I foot-wedged the wrong way
and now I don’t have a shot.” - Jap destroying the integrity of
the game of golf.
RH, while the group ahead is still hitting their second shot - “Can we tee off yet?” TD - “you can”
“There goes
3 golfers and 12 asses.” – PC watching Rolo, Dean,
and Big Ray walk of the 1st tee box.
“You play golf like a dog,
you’re fat as a pig, you’re ugly as shit, and you don’t have anything going for
you.” - Big Ray giving himself a verbal tongue lashing in the mirror on a
Friday night.
Big Ray assessing the chances of his scramble team for the next morning, “We should do
pretty well, we have a long driver, a good iron player, a good putter, and
nobody drives a cart better than I do.”
“"Why don't we play green/green." - DL
“I was in the woods so much today, I thought I saw Friar Tuck”. - DBn
“While you’re in there, see if you can pick some blackberries, Radosti might do a
cobbler.” - PC
"If it's lost, I'm leaving it there." - RH
“I can’t find your ball, but I think I found Jimmy Hoffa.” - JP
“I drank so much today, I
would be better off if they dug up Mickey Mantle and gave me his liver.” - DBn
“The only thing I’ve hit good all weekend is that German Shepard on the way here.” – RH
“That’s a gripper.” – DC
“That ball is closer than Dick’s headband.” – JP
“I wonder what the poor folks are doing." - SM (as he cuts into his filet mignon)
“The difference between pick and purple… grip pressure.” – Anon.
“Watoba" – DC (translation "That's what I'm talking about")
The Jap as he held up a key to his house: "I don't know why I brought this....all the locks will be changed when I get home."
“I'm just happy to here." - DC (ever year for the past 15 years)
“I ain't ever coming back." - RH (ever year for the past 15 years)